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Today, Rush Limbaugh posted to Facebook photos from his recent marriage to his betrothed, Rush Limbaugh’s FiancĂ©e. Twenty images depict Limbaugh and his bride, Kathryn Rogers, at the ceremony, at the reception, and the special performance by noted gay-rights activist Elton John. In browsing the memories, we were curious about the circumstances surrounding each photo. What were the directions and concerns of the photographer? Undeterred by a dearth of actual answers, we simply made them up. Herewith, historical reenactments of what we believe to be the photographer’s cues to her subjects.
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“Elton, would you like to remove your sunglasses? It’s not a very good disguise, and, well, anyway, we’re inside. Kathryn, please bend your hand exactly like that, miming the expression ‘twist my arm’ using only your body. Rush, just … do whatever. Thanks.”
![rushwedding3.jpg](http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/rushwedding3.jpg)
“You on the far right! Yes, you. Please look happy. That means eyes off the floor. Clap until someone places a drink in your hands.”
![rushwedding4.jpg](http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/rushwedding4.jpg)
“Is it just me, or does the Breakers Hotel have a monopoly on the world’s supply of rococo chandeliers or what?”
![rushwedding5.jpg](http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/rushwedding5.jpg)
“Are there too many bed sheets strewn haplessly behind the Doric columns? Or not enough bed sheets strewn haplessly behind the Doric columns? Everyone please have a look, and then come find me later at the bar and let me know.”
![rushwedding6.jpg](http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/rushwedding6.jpg)
“Candles, great. Everyone look as solemn as possible, please. It’s a wedding.”
![rushwedding7.jpg](http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/rushwedding7.jpg)
“Oh, god. What is that flash in the background? Did no one look after the candle? Elton is fleeing. Fleeing.”
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